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Post by squee. on Mar 29, 2007 22:24:14 GMT -5
Yeah yeah yeah, everyone has one of THOSE days.....I have one of THOSE lifetimes. If you're reading this, I could care less whether you continue reading this or whether you leave. Just a warning. This is the ranting of a Lineh....rated L for losers? Liars? Lazies? Or is it L for leprechauns? Yeah. I don't have a clue either. OW! Damnit! I just poked myself in my eye....ACCIDENTLY of course but nonetheless it still hurt. I shalln't do that again. Oh yes, I'll just have to settle with poking other people in thier eyes. The conversations in my house scare me, I ain't part of them but I hear them. Most of the time my mom rambling about some sort of bone in her foot and my sister playing the flute. BADLY might I add. I dont care who you are, living with Jasmine would be enough to send anyone to the padded rooms to see those nice doctors in the clean white coats. All of the sudden I feel like im In a horror movie, because I look over the edge of my bed to see a cat staring back at me. So she jumps at my head and hits me. Which I still can't decide whether it was funny or annoying. Ha. My dog rules my household here. I dont know why but no one can resit the white doggeh. i wonder if I have a-- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODLINESS!! Ew. Ew to the extreme. Those goddamned whatchamacallits are ticking me off. They invade my personal bubble and then fly all over my lights and I cant do anything because Im all 0.0. Cheese in the milk machine at my school is always moldy....which makes me laugh because they PROMISED me it wouldn't do that. So now Im all 'mmmm cheese sounds awesome right now' then I cant have it because im in school with moldy cheese. Speaking of spanish, Im beginning to believe Im the only kid in first hour spanish who actually likes the teacher. youknowwhat?forgetthespacesthey'renofunanyway.whats the point? I have a huge bug-bite on my elbow type thing. My dog ranaway yesterday but it's all good because my hair smells great today. oh yeah and we found him....smelling like a walrus in a suna. I wonder how far I can kick a baseball. Why in the yellow is my cat meowing now? Proally because I called her fat. I watched nascar on sunday....after I was done with my anime. I took a picture next to a nascar car one time too. like in complete seriousness. I'd show ya'll the picture, but Im pretty sure you value your eyesight. Haha. I had glasses when we took that picture. I've got contacts now. Aren't I just amazzzing? Not. Don't lie. Yeesh my school annoys me. I start wearing two diffrent colored shoelaces and then the rest of the school follows. I wonder why. Ew much. I think i suck at roleplaying. Dont you agree with my sucking at roleplaying? I hate poetry but no one ever knew that did they? Some people think I write okay poetry I guess, But I insist I suck at it. I dont turn my poetry assignments in half of the time either. Chyeah, Im too damned cool to turn in poetry homework. Ha. the actress that plays Helen in that one movie we're watching in english sucks. Its so obvious she isn't blind....she makes me giggle like a hyena? I just used a similie so TAKE THAT ENGLISH TEACHER! To bad she's all sick and what not or I'd be like omgomgomgomgogmogmgomglastnight...wheniwasrantingISOOOtotallyusedasimilie. Followed by a lot of gasping. Damn it. Now Im going to watch my Happy Feet ^^ I'll rant sommore tomorrow.
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Post by squee. on Mar 29, 2007 22:29:05 GMT -5
O M G OMGOMGOMGOMG XD
16. Read it and weep.
16
Days until Lineh goes to Vegas!
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Post by squee. on Mar 30, 2007 10:37:53 GMT -5
Word........................to your mother, or your aunt sally whomever comes fisrt. Dawneh just 'grred' her computer which I thought was pretteh darn hailararararous, even if she's scary. Wait. Just kidding, she's scary 99.9999999999999 rounded to the moon, percent of the time. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG Dawneh just threatened to steal my.....my.......-sobs- I can't say it, im too ashamed. I'll just let you fill in the blank with your imagination! YEAH!! It'll be fun....Like madlibs. We're on a bridge charlie......a bridge. Chhhhhhharrrrrrrrrllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee Chhhhhaaarrrrrlllliiiie! We're going to candy- ew. omg. Like ew to the mad power. Some chick just bent over in front of me. Thank ALLAH. I named my headband Allah in sixth grade. He broke my heart though. wow. REDRUM......RRREEEEEDDDRRRUUUMMMMM. Cheese. I can spell cheese in sign language. Wait. Can sign language be counted as a second language? It should be. Wanna see...oh just kidding, remember? Im too damned, horrific to be shown on or in any picture. XD Im so fat .....you can run out of flim taking pictures of me and still not get my entire body. I'll probably get slapped by some scary, hormonal teenager in a few minutes of reading this. And by scary hormonal teenager, I mean.....my mother in teenage form....Dawnz or maybe Catherine. Those to are my mommehs. Which is awkwardly funny but yeah you know what I mean. Those two CONSt---- OH! I smell food. -drools- Damn. Flase alarm, I smelled the heater. Ha. My hair STILL smells awesome today. I wonder if it was the new conditioner? Or what if it was the aliens that planted a great smelling tracker in my head so it throws me off and makes me believe it was the conditioner. O.O talk about an eye opening experiance. Guys, Dawny's not really hormonal and all that. She's just a little off, you know like one foot off the ledge just to see if some one would push her and laugh. Im pretty sure Dawneh can fly. Like super.......man? Cat? ITS A CAT!! NO!! ITS A PLANE!! NANANANANANANA......ITS DAWNEHMAN!!! She's my hero alright. owowowowowow. EL FIN for now. My arm is in like almost serious pain.
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Post by squee. on Mar 30, 2007 10:40:56 GMT -5
FALSE ALARM. Happy now Dawnz?
OMGOMGOMG Im a powers at be!??!? Wait. The powers that be what?!
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Post by Roxie ! on Mar 30, 2007 14:32:40 GMT -5
Omg...that...was..hilarious xDDDD. Oh, and FYI, The Powers That Be cool, mon.
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Post by squee. on Mar 30, 2007 20:31:08 GMT -5
Why thank you. I was furious the first two sentences and then I couldn't help but change the subject.
And
O.O So Im part of the Powers that Be cool!??!?
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Post by le Dawnz on Mar 30, 2007 20:34:44 GMT -5
No, she means that 'The Powers That Be' ARE cool.
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Post by squee. on Mar 30, 2007 20:49:34 GMT -5
Says YOU
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Post by redxiii on Apr 1, 2007 13:58:01 GMT -5
*twitch* ITS ROGUE!!! R-O-G-U-E!
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Post by Roxie ! on Apr 1, 2007 14:19:52 GMT -5
Hehe, nice Torneh, that set him off. Hey guys! I tried to do the JITTERBUG last night! We were supposed to be cleaning the stage, but for most of the time me and my friend Julianne just walked in circles carrying this really big chair and pretending like we were carrying it somewhere. But then, we put it down and she tried to teach me a dance called the Jitterbug that the dancers in the play do for this one scene, it's basically a swing-typed dance, and when we tried I was doing REALLY GOOD...But then...I tripped on the little flippy thingy, and we both ended up on the ground cracking up...as our teacher was just like "O.O" And the cast party! We were there till 1 am! -Twitch- And there was SUGAR!! And DANCING!! And SIGNING WALLS!! And ICE SCULPTURES!! Not a good combination. And Sarah stuffed her face with these chocolate things we got, and I got dragged up in front of everyone by my teacher...and then...they sang happy birthday to me X.X...And Sarah threw a balloon in my face... And I'm STILL SOOOOO HYPER!! -Spazz- I am sooo trying out for the musical next year. Squeeee! -Spins areound and dies- OH! And I couldn't carry Julianne! And this little boy attacked me! And we got Tyler and Angela to dannnncee. But Tessa WOULDN'T Dance -Glares-
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Post by le Dawnz on Apr 1, 2007 14:32:56 GMT -5
Wow!! Fun fun fun!!
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Post by squee. on Apr 1, 2007 16:52:02 GMT -5
-twitch......twitch..........- ROUGE. -spazzes and runs into wall- rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge rouge -high pitched giggle fills room- holy whatchamacallit on a hot sunday in mid july! My cat can not moew. She's all 'tarted about it. XDD This is too awesome to stay here and spell out r.o.u.g.e..
-falls off cliff-
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