I Don't Care What you Did Last Summer

[Roxie !]

Complete! Okay, this is a story inspired by a movie that I watched the other day..my friends helped me write it at school, and I typed it up here. Muahahaha...Enjoy.

-BARRY, JULIE, HELEN, and RAY walk down a deserted highway. BARRY trips over something.-

BARRY: Gah! What was that?!

-RAY picks it up-

RAY: It’s a knife!

-JULIE snatches it away and examines it.-

JULIE: Interesting…

-Without warning, she throws it at Barry. It hits his leg-

BARRY: Gross!

-He pulls it out of his leg.-

BARRY [cont]: Girls cannot throw! It’s more of a wrist-flick if you want to decapitate someone.

-He throws the knife, and a sickening collision sound is heard. HOOKY slumps on the ground, but no one takes any notice of her.-

BARRY: What was that?!

-HELEN runs over. Still oblivious to HOOKY, she picks up the knife.-

HELEN: There’s a dent in the knife! Maybe it hit a dog.

BARRY: Nah, too big for a dog. Maybe a deer…

-JULIE screams-[/i\

JULIE: O-M-G.

-She lifts her hand to reveal what she is holding: a bloody sock. The discovery seems to bring HOOKY’s body to her attention.-

JULIE: We killed someone! Look, a body!

BARRY: shit! Okay, no one panic. We gotta get out of here. We leave, now. No one has to know!

JULIE: Don’t you get it? If there’s some of her on the knife, there’s some of the knife on her. They’ll trace if back to you, you’re looking at a stab-and-run here.

BARRY: Screw this!

-BARRY kicks the body into a random lake-

BARRY [cont]: Problem solved. Now, we’re all going to swear not to say anything about this night. Ever. We take it to our graves, agreed?

RAY: Agreed.

HELEN: Agreed.

JULIE: Agreed.

HOOKY: Agreed.


-No one seems to find this unusual. They all (except for poor dead HOOKY) go home.-

[Roxie !]

ONE SUMMER LATER

-Julie walks into her house. She sees a note on the table. Like the doofus she is, she goes over and rips open the envelope.-

JULIE [Reading Aloud]: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.

-She drops it.-

JULIE: O-M-G.

-She grabs the phone and dials a number.-

HELEN: Hello, I’m not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep!

JULIE: Helen?! It’s Julie. Someone saw what we did last summer. Someone doesn’t care…

DUN DUN DUN

[Roxie !]

-HELEN is standing in Barry’s bathroom.-

HELEN: Last summer, someone died. No, we killed her. Accidentally, of course. But know, she’s back. She’s bad. She wants revenge. [Ominously] And she has a hook. So now it’s up to us. We gotta find a way to kick this gal’s candy ass---

-BARRY cuts her off abruptly.-

BARRY: Helen? Why are you in my bathroom?

HELEN: Ass—[continuing from her previous sentence] ---uming that you weren’t here. I was, um, planning a party.

BARRY: Oh. So…what were you doing in front of my mirror?

HELEN: What?! Uh, oh, practicing…a speech.

BARRY: Wow, a speech? Helen…that’s the coolest thing a girl’s ever done for me.

HELEN: Right…well, I have to go. You know, Julie hyperventilates if she’s left alone too long.

BARRY: ‘Kay…

-HELEN leaves, and BARRY walks into the Living room. Two pictures are pinned to the wall. He tears them down and surveys them. The first is a picture of a knife. Blood-red writing is scribbled across the bottom.-

BARRY [Reading Aloud]: ‘I don’t care’...?

-Shrugging, he looks at the next picture. It’s a shot of Johnny Depp, with the same blood-red writing.-

BARRY [Still reading aloud]: I know…What?! I never told ANYONE about my secret crush! Oh god, who are you?!

HOOKY: Can’t you guess?

-She steps out, puts a remote control car on the floor, and speeds it toward BARRY. It hits his leg, and sends him flying. He lands with a slump, unconscious.-

HOOKY: Mwahahaha!

-Suddenly, HELEN and JULIE burst in-

JULIE: You sick freak.

HOOKY: …Your mom!

-HOOKY slaps JULIE across the face and runs off-

HELEN: JULIE!!

-Taking no notice of Barry, she runs over to Julie, who looks shocked.-

HELEN: Julie! Are you alright?

JULIE: I don’t know. I…I can’t feel my cheek.

-BARRY coughs weakly. No one takes any notice.-

HELEN: Okay. We need to get you to the hospital.

JULIE [Dramatically]: No…I’ll be fine.

HELEN: This is serious, Julie. Someone just tried to kill you! Let’s go.

-They walk away; JULIE is limping, and strange considering that she was slapped across the face. BARRY is still unconscious.-

[Roxie !]

LATER

HELEN: Did you get a good look at him?

JULIE: I only saw his hook…

BARRY: Well, that narrows it down, this being a quant little fishing village and all.

JULIE: We could go to the police.

BARRY: No. We’d all get arrested. We need to find this guy, and have a little one-on-one with him.

HELEN: It’s got to be a friend or family member of the guy we killed. What was his name?

JULIE: Freddy Krueger.

HELEN: Right. Freddy Krueger. Let’s do it!

[redxiii]

NO ROXIE! NO!

[Roxie !]

LATER- JULIE and HELEN are looking FREDDY up on the computer.


JULIE: Krueger, Freddy.

HELEN: Wow, a bunch of stuff popped up. Is this all about Freddy Krueger?

JULIE- Anything that mentions her, or at least pulls up her name. Wait, what’s this? ‘Norman Bates died of drowning, he was found in a lake when his car skidded out of control.’ I remember Freddy’s name on his arm. It says that the driver, Freddy, was unharmed, survived by her mother, Jane, and her sister, Sue of Borensnore County.

HELEN: Ok, let’s go!

[Roxie !]

-JULIE, RAY, HELEN, and BARRY [magically healed] all approach the door of the house later on. JULIE knocks, but there is no answer.-

RAY: That’s too bad! Let’s go.

-But just then, JILL opens the door.-

JILL: May I help you?

JULIE: Uh yes, our car broke down.

-The car is parked right outside.-

JULIE [cont]: Can we use your phone?

JILL: Sure, come on in.

-Everyone goes inside. HELEN runs off to find a phone.-

JILL: You girls from Borensnore?

JULIE: No, Murderport.

JILL: Ah. I went to Murderport High.

JULIE: Yeah, I knew you looked familiar. Your name sounds it, too. Do you have a sister or something?

JILL: I did, her name was Freddy, my younger. She died last July.

JULIE: I’m sorry to hear that.

-HELEN comes in, back from her ‘phone call’.

HELEN: Triple A is on the way!

JILL: Cool. Want some tea?

BARRY: Duh!

-They walk into the kitchen, and after JILL has served the tea, they sit down. JILL Shows pictures of her and Freddy. –


HELEN: You know, I think I remember Freddy; she had a friend, right? What was her name?

JILL: Who?

HELEN: Didn’t he hang out with this girl, I mean they were really close…god, what was his name?

JILL: I don’t know. Freddy was really anti-social. She didn’t have too many friends.

BARRY: Oh.

JILL: But there was this one girl who stopped by not too long after Freddy’s death. She came to pay her respects.

JULIE: Really? Where is she now?

JILL: Oh, I don’t know…

RAY: Do you know her name?

JILL: Jason. Jason Voorhees, I think.

BARRY: Dang, we have to go. Bye!

-They run out-

[Roxie !]

JULIE: I feel terrible. We ruined their lives!

HELEN: Yeah, and we got stuck with a killer. But you know, maybe she wanted to die.

JULIE: What?

HELEN: Freddy Krueger. You know, her boyfriend got killed on that same road a year before. Maybe she blamed herself. Maybe she was standing on that road, waiting for us to kill her.

JULIE: You’re just too lazy to deal with this.

RAY: Well, what do we do now?

JULIE: We find this Jason character.

BARRY: But don’t you see? This killer…she’s playing with us. Watching…waiting.

JULIE: OH YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? BRING IT, HOOK-DUDETTE!

[Roxie !]

LATER


-JULIE and HELEN walk into the scene to find BARRY towering over RAY.-

JULIE: O-M-G! What did you do to him?

BARRY: He took it! He took my Johnny Depp picture! He knows how to get to me! Who else wouldn’t care what we did that night? RAY IS THE KILLER!

RAY: No, I-

-BARRY kicks him.-

JULIE: Guys, stop. We think we know who it is. Some girl named Jason Voorhees. And it’s July 4th. Whatever she’s going to do to us, she’s going to do today.

BARRY: Diirrttty.

JULIE: No, not dirty. Right. Let’s…let’s…

HELEN [triumphantly]: KICK HER CANDY ASS!

JULIE:…Yeah.

JILL: Sup?!

JULIE: JILL!

JILL: JULIE!

BARRY: When you guys are done making out, we have business.

JULIE: We weren’t….of course. Alright, Jill, tell us everything you know about Jason.

JILL: Why?

JULIE: It’s hard to explain. Jason’s death wasn’t what we thought that you thought it was.

JILL: I thought so.

JULIE: It was murder.

JILL: No, it was suicide.

HELEN: What?

BARRY: How do you know?

JILL: There was a note…

-She gives the note to Julie, who reads it out loud.-

JULIE: ‘I will never care about last summer’. You idiom of a blonde! This is a death threat!

JILL: Man, whatever, you’re a death threat! What a stupid thing to say.

JULIE: No, for real. Your sister didn’t kill herself. I was there, and whoever sent this was there too. We stabbed her.

JILL: Shut up! Just shut up!

BARRY: No, Julie’s right. We saw her tattoo. It said. ‘NORMAN BATES’, that was her boyfriend.

JILL: My sister didn’t have a tattoo. Get out!

JULIE: Fine. You witch with a B.

-They leave-

JULIE: O-M-G…it wasn’t her sister.

[Roxie !]

AT SOME RANDOM TALENT SHOW, LATER.


HELEN: Guys, the coolest thing just happened!

JULIE [muttering]: Attention hog.

RAY: What?

HELEN: I saw the killer! She had a big hook, like, the size of Julie’s head.

BARRY: It’s alright Helen. I won’t let anything happen to you. Now break a leg.


-HELEN goes out on stage. Everything is silent. No audience. No announcers. Only…HOOKY!-

HELEN: Jason!

JASON: That’s Hooky to you!

HELEN: Hooky!

JASON: You’d better run like a skinny chick retreatin’ from a herd of blue cows on a sizzling’ Wednesday.

-HELEN only stares blankly.-

HELEN: Say what?

JASON: Just run, Forrest!

-HELEN screams, a bit late, and runs off. She reaches BARRY, JULIE, and RAY, panting-

HELEN: Guys, there was no talent show. It’s a set up!

BARRY: Punk’d!

JULIE: Not the time!

RAY: Alright, so, we need a plan.

JULIE: Way ahead of you. RUN!

-They skid-addle. JASON is hot on their tales, her hook waving menacingly in the air-

JULIE: Aw crud, a corner!

BARRY: Oh snap! What do we do?! WE’RE GONNA DIE!

HELEN: No, no, just calm down..

JASON: Boo!

-The rest scream.-

BARRY: Aw man! Whatever’s left of me is suing you, Julie.

JULIE: For what?!

BARRY: You! You got us into this.

JULIE: Oh please.

BARRY: If you hadn’t thrown the knife so badly, I wouldn’t have had to demonstrate. I would have never killed Norman; we would have never met Jason!

RAY: Yeah, way to go, Julez.

JASON: Just shut up! Julie, Ray, Helen, step away. This ain’t gonna be pretty.

HELEN: What?! No, if you want Barry, you go through us. Live together, die together.

JULIE: Yeah, um, Helen, you’re on your own.

BARRY: What?!

-RAY and JULIE step away. HELEN goes white, and also steps aside at this lack of support.-

BARRY: Oh gee, thanks.

JULIE: I’m not complaining or anything, just out of curiosity. Why Barry? Why not the rest of us?

JASON: Oh please, don’t think you’re weaseling out of this. It just wouldn’t be horror-material if I killed you all at once.

JULIE: I can’t watch!

-They all turn away. BARRY whimpers.-

JASON: Open your mouth.

-BARRY does so. JASON shuffles in her pockets for a moment, before pulling out a stick of gum.-

JASON: Chew.

-BARRY chews, before collapsing dramatically to the ground and beginning to have some sort of seizure. After a moment, he goes limp.-

BARRY: It’s…sugar…free.

JASON: Works every time. I know a spazz when I see one.

-She turns to JULIE, RAY, and HELEN. They all run.-

HELEN: Split up! At least then, some of us will get away.

-She runs up the stairs, and RAY heads toward the exit. JULIE runs out to the edge of the stage. It appears that JASON has decided to chase her. She slowly advances upon JULIE threateningly. Suddenly, HELEN and RAY appear.-

RAY: Julie!

JULIE: Fly you fools!

-She dramatically leaps of stage and lands on the floor very still.-

HELEN: No!

RAY: Oh god please no!

JASON: Suicidal maniac. And she calls ME a freak. I tell you, she takes the fun out of everything.

HELEN: You, you….

JASON: Me…

RAY: FINE!! JUST KILL US!

-HELEN looks at him like he’s crazy.-

JASON: Cool. For the record, this is assisted suicide. I have no ‘murdering’ role. You asked for it.

-BAM! JULIE has gotten off the floor, and has knocked JASON to the ground.-

JULIE: Hahahaha…Idiom.

RAY: JULIE!

HELEN: You’re not dead!

JULIE: Duh! Now, we must unmask this so-called ‘Jason’.

-She lifts off JASON’s hood. HELEN and RAY gasp.-

RAY: No way…

JULIE [triumphantly]: Jason Voorhees!

HELEN: Who would’ve thunk it.

RAY: You realize we’ve known this all along.

JULIE: Shh! You’re beating the Scooby-Doo moment.

JASON: Owie…pain hurts.

HELEN: Who would’ve thunk it.

-She’s ignored.-

JULIE: So why, Jason? Why would you do this?

JASON…To kill you.

JULIE: Yes, but—

JASON: And I would’ve gotten away with it too! If it weren’t for you meddling kids…and you’re stupid dog!

JULIE: I’m smarter than I look!

JASON: Who would’ve thunk it.

-HELEN beams at JASON. They High-five. JASON’s hook scratches HELEN’s hand.-

HELEN: Oooh! Owie!

-She dies on the spot.-

JASON: …I’m not sure how I feel about this.

RAY: Yeah, well, I’m out-ie.


-He leaves-

JULIE: Alone…hyper…ventilating…

JASON: Hey! You’re not alone!

JULIE: Oh yeah!


-She runs after RAY, JASON follows.-

JULIE: EEEEIIIYYYIIE!

JASON: Get back here! I’m not going to kill you! Where’s the sequel in that?

-As JASON nears, JULIE screams and throws her hands in the air. Her elbow hits JASON’s face, and she falls to the ground. JULIE turned around.-

JULIE: O-M-G…I…I killed the wicked witch! The wicked witch is dead.

RAY [out of nowhere]: No, not wicked. Misunderstood.

JULIE: So now what?

RAY: We’re looking at an elbow-and-run here. Gotta throw her in a lake to cover our tracks.

JULIE: Hmm, okay!

-They hoist JASON up, and throw her out the window. The lake is conveniently located below the building.-

JULIE: Well, I guess that’s over.

RAY: We won.

JULIE: Only our best friends died along the way.

RAY: Yeah…it sucks…

-Silence-

RAY [Brightens]: Hey! Wanna go see a movie?

JULIE: Heck yeah! Which one?

RAY: There’s this cool flick out called ‘I know what you did last summer’.

JULIE: Sounds good!

-They skip off.-

THE END…..?!

[nightsky]

Hey I remember this! Are you writing the sequel lol? I Kinda forgot what you did last summer.
We should video tape this with me, you, Julianne and them this summer! Like, you know that place where there's a woods near the pool at Edgewood Fitness? that would be perfect! There's that creepy old deserted road too. We could use the outdoor pools for the lake LOL! And then we could put it on youtube 0_0