Post by torneh on Apr 22, 2008 2:42:15 GMT -5
!HELLO THERE!
DEAR CLOCKWERK,
TORNEAR IS DEAD. BUT BEFORE YOUR HEART STARTS BEATING FASTER AND YOU WANT TO GET A HOLD OF HER BAND, I ADVISE YOU LISTEN TO ME.
MY NAME IS MAGDALENE, AND I AM THE SPAWN OF TORNEAR! PERHAPS YOU REMEMBER WHEN HER BELLY BEGAN TO SWELL AND THE SCENT OF PREGNANCY WAS UPON HER?
... NO, YOU COULDN'T HAVE. WANT TO KNOW WHY?
!THAT'S BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW!
AFTER SHE FAILED TO TAKE OVER THE FOREST, MY whore OF A MOTHER SET OUT WITH ONE THING ON HER MIND: NIGHTSHADE MUST DIE. HE DID. THE POOR BASTARD WAS BLIND, BUT I HEAR IT WAS QUITE A BATTLE. WHILE HIS SIGHT FAILED, HIS OTHER SENSES SHARPENED, GRANTING HIM THE POWER TO HEAR MOMMY DEAREST'S EVERY MOVE. ONCE TORNEAR REALIZED SHE COULDN'T WIN THE BATTLE BY STRENGTH, SHE RELIED ON HER WIT, AND TAUNTED HIM TO ATTACK HER, WHICH HIS HOW HE STOPPED BREATHING. NOW, TORNEAR WAS SURE THAT HER PURPOSE WAS COMPLETE, AND SHE WENT AND GOT KNOCKED UP AGAIN, WHICH IS HOW I WAS CREATED.
QUITE A STORY, EH? WELL, NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BRING UP WHAT I'VE BEEN SITTING ON. TO VOICE WHY I'M REALLY HERE:
[/COLOR]DEAR CLOCKWERK,
TORNEAR IS DEAD. BUT BEFORE YOUR HEART STARTS BEATING FASTER AND YOU WANT TO GET A HOLD OF HER BAND, I ADVISE YOU LISTEN TO ME.
MY NAME IS MAGDALENE, AND I AM THE SPAWN OF TORNEAR! PERHAPS YOU REMEMBER WHEN HER BELLY BEGAN TO SWELL AND THE SCENT OF PREGNANCY WAS UPON HER?
... NO, YOU COULDN'T HAVE. WANT TO KNOW WHY?
!THAT'S BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW!
AFTER SHE FAILED TO TAKE OVER THE FOREST, MY whore OF A MOTHER SET OUT WITH ONE THING ON HER MIND: NIGHTSHADE MUST DIE. HE DID. THE POOR BASTARD WAS BLIND, BUT I HEAR IT WAS QUITE A BATTLE. WHILE HIS SIGHT FAILED, HIS OTHER SENSES SHARPENED, GRANTING HIM THE POWER TO HEAR MOMMY DEAREST'S EVERY MOVE. ONCE TORNEAR REALIZED SHE COULDN'T WIN THE BATTLE BY STRENGTH, SHE RELIED ON HER WIT, AND TAUNTED HIM TO ATTACK HER, WHICH HIS HOW HE STOPPED BREATHING. NOW, TORNEAR WAS SURE THAT HER PURPOSE WAS COMPLETE, AND SHE WENT AND GOT KNOCKED UP AGAIN, WHICH IS HOW I WAS CREATED.
QUITE A STORY, EH? WELL, NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BRING UP WHAT I'VE BEEN SITTING ON. TO VOICE WHY I'M REALLY HERE:
!I WANT YOUR WORD!
I WANT YOU AND YOUR CLAN TO BE THE BONES' ALLY. I CHOSE FIRECLAN OVER BLOODCLAN FOR OBVIOUS REASONS: BLOODCLAN CAN'T HANDLE SOMETHING SO AWESOME.[/center]
THEY TRIED ONCE.
THEY TRIED AGAIN.
AND THEY FAILED
[/RIGHT]THIS IS WHY YOU WOULD BE PERFECT. YOU CAN HELP US ACHIEVE EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER DREAMED OF. WHADDYA SAY, SUGAR?
[/SIZE]OKAY BABE OR NO WAY?
OH YEAH, IF YOU DO ACCEPT, I'LL BE PLEASED AS PUNCH, BUT ONCE YOU'VE ACCEPTED AND YOU CROSS ME
!I'LL FEED YOUR INSIDES TO A TWO-LEG DOG
&&
PUT YOUR BONES AND TEETH IN MY CLAWS!
IF YOU DECLINE, THERE'S NOT CATCH. WE'LL BOTH GO ON LIVING, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE FAR MORE INTERESTING IN MIND.[/CENTER]
