CH@T$P3@K

[nightsky]

Ok, stupid idea but I'm feeling random XDD. This story is meant to take a closer look at our everyday online conversations and mock them without mercy! With a little character bashing, of course!

Name: Chatspeak
Genre: Humor/Parody/Random Stupidity
Rating: PG Mostly/Maybe PG 13 for language
Summary: Everyone's favorite castaways discover the magic of AOL chatrooms.

Afrodude1123 has signed on

Afrodude1123: Hello?

xXpolarbearluverXx: Who r u?

Afrodude1123: Michael.

xXpolarbearluverXx: …

xXpolarbearluverXx: Dad?

Afrodude1123: Walt?

Bugeyedbabe has signed on

Bugeyedbabe: HOW DID U FIND THIS FREQUENCY?!

xXpolarbearluverXx: Um…Ben? this is a chatroom.

Afrodude1123: Who is Ben?

xXpolarbearluverXx: oh I forgot, you think his name is Henry

Afrodude1123:…We should call him Benry!

Bugeyedbabe: ROTFLMAO!

Bugeyedbabe: I mean, no you may not.

iluvhugo has signed on.

Officer_Muchacha has signed on

Officer_Muchacha: Libby, I think we’ve found the site that has the cocaine discount!

Bugeyedbabe: No apparently this is a “chatroom”.

Officer_Muchacha: Well, whatever kids r calling it these dayzz

Afrodude1123: whatev. Sup Libby, Ana?

iluvhugo: nm u?

Afrodude1123: nm…oh hey look I found a gun! I wonder what happens when you pull this …

Officer_Muchacha has signed out

iluvhugo has signed out

Afrodude1123: shit

xXpolarbearluverXx: Dad…what did u do?

Afrodude1123: Ummm nothing…I g2g ttyl!

Afrodude1123 has signed out.

superdoctah has signed on

superdoctah: Hey

Bugeyedbabe: Who r u?

superdoctah: umm I'm Jack…who else do you know that’s a doctor?

Bugeyedbabe: Umm Ethan, Goodwin, Juliet…basically most of the Others community.

superdoctah: Let me rephrase: who do you know that is a SUPER doctor?

Bugeyedbabe: Good point.

Bugeyedbabe has signed off.

xXpolarbearluverXx: um…hey?


Aussiecuddles12 has signed on

omgFreckles has signed on

xXpolarbearluverXx: why do gurls alwyz sign on 2gether?

Aussiecuddles12: girls go everywhere together!

omgFreckles: we travel in packs!

Aussiecuddles12: lyke TOTALLY! *snugglehugglekissytacklepounces Kate*

omgFreckles: *snugglehugglekissytacklepounces Claire*

superdoctah: Ew.

omgFreckles: JACK!!!

Conman5 has signed on

omgFreckles: SAWYER!!!

Toothpix has signed on

omgFreckles: JULIET!!!

omgFreckles: Wait… ur not a guy!

Toothpix:Kate…you’re pregnant.

omgFreckles: OMFG LYKE WTF AHHHHH!!!

McDonalds4815162342 has signed on

McDonalds4815162342: Dude…remember when Charlie killed Ethan? Because he was an OTHER and we thought we could TRUST him but he BETRAYED us? And we BURIED him over there like we'd do to any other TRAITORS who could possibley be infiltrating our camp to determine which of our women are pregnant so that the Others can kidnap them or something along those lines?

Toothpix: 0_0 Umm I just remembered I have to *cough* I mean I forgot to *cough* um…bye.

Toothpix has signed off


superdoctah: OMG you guys scared her off!

omgFreckles: so?

superdoctah: Skank!

superdoctah has signed off

Conman5: So Freckles, I guess its just you and me now


omgFreckles: And Hurley..

Aussiecuddles12: And me!

omgFreckles: OMG Claire did u kno we can make smiley faces?!

Aussiecuddles: no wey!! How???

omgFreckles: u use the ( for the mouth and the : for the eyes!!!

Aussiecuddles: OMG SHUT UP!!! U R 2 KEWL!!!

McDonalds4815162342: I g2g. im hungry and Libby hasn’t come back with the blankets yet. L8er dudes


McDonalds4815162342 has signed off.

[Roxie !]

-snugglehugglekissytacklepounces Tessa-
Okay, that is OFFICIALLY this thread's new inside joketh!

Oooooh my gosh that was soooo random! xDDDDD But HILARIOUS!!! -Hangs head in shame- Do we all really look that stupid? LMAO to the Convey between Claire and Kate! Geez, I think we all need to step back and take a look at our lives.

My favorite parts:

"omgFreckles: And Hurley..

Aussiecuddles12: And me!

omgFreckles: OMG Claire did u kno we can make smiley faces?!

Aussiecuddles: no wey!! How???

omgFreckles: u use the ( for the mouth and the : for the eyes!!!

Aussiecuddles: OMG SHUT UP!!! U R 2 KEWL!!!"

And

Afrodude1123: nm…oh hey look I found a gun! I wonder what happens when you pull this …

Officer_Muchacha has signed out

iluvhugo has signed out

Afrodude1123: shit

xXpolarbearluverXx: Dad…what did u do?

Afrodude1123: Ummm nothing…I g2g ttyl!

Afrodude1123 has signed out.


I luffle this story, tis so random. Cant pick out all the funny parts. And the SCREEN NAMES!
'McDonalds4815162342'- 1: The cursed numbers! AHHH! And 2. McDonalds? OMGOSH TESSA THAT ISH SOOOOO MEAN -Tries desperately not to crack up-


You have to continue! Put SAYID in! And My Dezzy! -Huggles Desmond's scottishness-

[nightsky]

Lol if you want, I'll continue! I thought it was pretty stupid, but Im glad you enjoyed it *spazz* And yes, I'm sorry Hurley. I still ♥ ya

[Roxie !]

xDDD Sayid should be all literate n' stuff, and start using these huge words. And Desmond, of course, can have his writen accent